Ok hi new yaoi owner here. im gonna fill this with yap on my favorite yaoi & current hyperfixation….. grapeduo/greenpurp. also if u have hopes of owning this it is technically up for trade kind of but im SO effing picky + once it has a decent amt of content ill be even more so
[12/22/2024, 12:47PM] i love them so much oh my FUCKING GOD holy SBIT recentlu i saw this fanart of ourple eltting green play w his wings bc of an artists headcanon where his elytra was actual wings and. oh my duas. IT WAS SO CUTR. it was a full on comic and everything i have it saved i lcoe them I loge the,. when he aftually did touch them purple jumoed n shit was the cutest thing ive ever SEEN please i need them to sloppy makouy yaouri kiss. immso happy i got this url because now i have a palce to driect all my AUTSIm my severe bulging AUTISM my ASPERGERS for these stupid ass l gip sip dips q eye ayes who i hate. god. Goood. god. Gawduh. i relaly adore them if im honest i rlly rlly rly do. Man i hate these gay homosapians THEYR ERUINING MY SLFIE !!!!!!!1! i bet you when purple is feeling romanticiial & tries to do pickup linses & green goes silent hes liek Fuuujcjjkkk i just ruiedn everything im so CORNY and he looks ul and green is flustered as hell. do u think the y braid eachtotehrrs hair I THINK SO! also i think purple is shamefully passionate for significantly less formal clothes nwhe green finds out he loees HIS MIND heres in depth explanation yes i wrotema whole pragraph on this #yeah #imautsitic ALSO OMG this is based off w friends hc (hi zirism) but green only wears l]the same 3 outfits like a childrens superhero & purple who is super passionate about fsshion keeps trying to get green into buting more clothes and finding a particular style he likes and hes just like ive gotmmy 5 pairs of alpha wolf shirts and minecraft pants i dont need your feebl e laces & corsets (again full credit to my friend i do not have the genius required for such a headcanon) I LODV THEM ok im out for now I WILL BE BACK The kitten bathesin the sweet honey ruver.
[12/22/2024, 7:26PM] Ok hi im back again . no big yap this time im low energu but look at thme. aft by milkie_2 bgw I HATE THEM SO BAD I dont like them not even a little bit they make me sick to my bones
[12/23/2024, 7:07AM] guess whos back…. back again….. himguys its me. i just woke up grapeduo first thinb in the morning. havent even grotten dressed or made myself breakfast GRAPEDUO is the TOP PRIORITY in mymlife. speaking of breakfast do yall think theyd have breakfast together? ik in epsidoe 32 green learns quite a bit about cooking and even if he forgot all of it he could probably just learn from blue but part of me wants to say purple is super good at cooking too. i have no reason for this Actuallu i do he thought cookihf would impress his dad. anyways point is who cooks? for them? i think it flip flops honestlu Also the visual of purple standing infront of a scorched steak is super funny so theres that OMG wait i found a way tomake this work ourple learned how to cook as a kid & when it didnt impress his dad he immediately gave up on the culinary arts & forgkt everything but then thought he still knew a good portion of how to cook. tried to make breakfast once. kitchen in FLAMES. and now only green can cook. yeah this is awesome im fucking cookung with tnis oen. OMG in eo 31 do u think purple scolded green for injuring himself for hiurs while patching him up Cause i think so also i bet durinb the influencer arc when purple was shut out hed watch greens videos and cry and then once or twice king orange / mango would walk in and think purple is crying to the point of vomiting over some twink eating grass . Wow i wonder how this looks to soneone who knows nothing about avm LMAOO like what do you mean eatinb grass . if ur apart of this demographic u should sooooo watch avm Heh. hah. yeah. speaking of mango & purple during influencer arc do you think puprle would come to mangof or advice and be like so ur telling me this guy eats grass and vomits on video and you want him This bad ??? and purple just has to sit there like Yeah yeah i do LMAOOOOO thats funnu to me
[12/24/2024, 7:02AM] hey guys…. so…. grapeduo. again first thing in the morning grpd is my top priority in life. not just in my life now in everyones life Get hit with this fucking autistic laserbeam ok anyway merry early christmas guys. its christmaseve. this is so exciting! im quite excited for my gifts But you know what im more excited about grapeudo yeah fucking grapeduo. Yeah. yeah whatever wahteeveerrrr. ok im letting the autism loose now Be alert i think before they had like an established relationship or recognized they had feelings for eachother (keyword recognized purple was def crudhing by this point he just didnt. Know because hes sped) green did the mistletoe thing where he jokingly dangled it atop them & purple. not having much friendship experience let alone one close enough to spend time with during christmas. thought he was Actually beingobligated to kiss him now so they did and it was a conundrum aaaaaaahgggg theyre so cuet !!!!!! green being purples first crush is a given i think for Various factors buft i like to imagine purple was also greens first crush and he had no idea what to do with this information & he went to tsc for advice just bc i think hed be a good advice giver idk and then purple went to tsc for advice and not wanting to betray either of them he couldnt tell them the feelings were mutual so he had to pretend to be clueless whilst blowing agasket wanting to get them together LMAOO do you think theyd visit tsc precisely after one another every time i think thatd be funny. man i love them
[12/25/2024, 7:33PM] hayloooooo merry chrisler eveywan !!!!!!!! im typing this on my new desktop. speaking of desktops im gonna buy that alan becker extension that makes all the FREAKS live on ur pc and have grapeduo interact at every convenience aaaaaah thatd be so cute. ok after im done writing this entry ill download it. anyways.... I GOT /pPURPLE. im FReAKIGN ouy. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY SHYALA!!!!!!! THANK YOU OIVER FOR GIFTIG ME THIS. saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg that fucking stick that i hate! im gonna try n get green aswqell so i can make the bfs match but the current owner seems pretty tentative on it................. ueueueeeueueeuueeeueueeueueeueuueueeeeueueueueu Ok its fine its ok. my dorodash arrives in 2 minute QWHAT DO U GUYS THINK grapeduos gavorte things to doordashre. i think the have playful agrguments pover oit............ personalu i theorize purpe would pretend not to like it but secretly fiend for all the chinese restaurants manwhile green is ahbout the LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF TJHE BRAVE anmd just likes western fast food. my brother got a nintendo which got me thinking...... do u guys think grpd would play animal crossing together and have a very welll loved island filled with decorations & fun & joy? & theyd play it all day long whenever they arent getting into conundrums? i think so. Sorry wow i just disappeared my friend is texting me ....... normal tjhings ANYWAYS GRAPEDUO! i wonder what they do for christmas.... i think purple would be passionately & uncharacteristically festive & green just watches. like every year he comically flips down hyis glasses in reponse to the metric fuckton of christmas decorations PLAGFUING their yard i think thatd be fun. eyah ok bye doordahsh here!
[12/26/24, 10:40PM] whewwww late entry. was almost considering not doing one today but ik if i did id skip the next day and the next day and the day after that and then oh FUCK /yaoi hasnt been updated in a month so im HERE ! dont worry my love for grapeduo is FAR from its passing im just a lazy hoe . anyways my question today is what video games would they like ? i think purple would like visual novels & those like aesthetic cozy games u see compilations of on tiktok . my initial response was that he wouldnt like video games in general but then i remembered the entire series takes place in minecraft and felt SPED so my answer is jut cozy games ... i think hed be an aetshetic minecraft player with a gazillion shaders downloaded 3/4ths of which are viruses who feels pain deep in his soul watching color gang build the most basic house out of oak planks occasionally paired with the most random blocks & items ever (I FUCKING KNOW THEYRE REFERENCES TO PAST EPISODES BTW DONT GET IN MY FUCKING NEOSPRING INBOX OVER THIS) Im sorry but can u tell me imwrogn . ok anyways my nanswer for green is rhythm games and block blast I think these are mor given than my answer for puprp i cant see him being SUPER passionate about much else . also pretyu recently it occured to me people actually read these & i got whiplash mid muse dash run like back during entru threeeeeeee i believe? my friend sent me a screenshot of my entry & i stared at my sreen for awhile NOT THAT ITS A BAD THING i like that people actually gaf thank you /yaoi fans ily Unless ur like sitting at dinner like wow i wonder what time the daily yaoi entry drops im so excited then you unfortunately probably need to bathe like if . ur sitting at ur desk on n eosprig or some shit like Wow i cant wait for todays yaoi e ntry ! i hope nyomi brings up her newest headcanons !! im so STOKED then unfortunately ur two corn dogs mof a picnic OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING THIS IS SO OFF FUCLIG TOPIC O k yaoi. what would their favorite brainrot be . i think purple would claim tlo absolutely despise brainrot in any form like he doesnt even find ironic jokes about it funny but then also be the biggest haliey welch fan . like yk the clip of that guy and jack manifold talking about hawk tuah and the other guy interrupts and starts putting his fukcing ALL into defending that woman& it cuts to jack in his chair absolutely flabbergasted i think thatd be purple. as for green im honestlu not sure ??? maybe hed find the rizzler funny Also i think the rizzler is going to get taken away by child protective services & then 3 years later start exposing the industry & everyone will be like wow rizzler m so sorry you had to go througj that Ok wow this entry is getting long and im talking about hawk tuah and cps i think i need to . okbyue
[12/28/2024, 11:59AM] wtf i just wrote a whole entry and ALL OF IT DELETED???? im actually so angry ok whatevs. babies first skip day yesterday..... in my defense i was pretty busy. ill do 2 entries today to make up for it rolls eyes. in the FIRST writing of this i talked about what crimes theyd get arrested for but YOU KNOW THEY NUKED MY SHIT and i dont want to type all that again its been coveredddddddduh !!!!!!!!!!! instead im going to talk about how i TRIED to do yesterdays entry via video becaquse i wasnt gonna have the freetime to get to my pc. it didnt go very well there was an unfortunate amount of long pauses and i started laughing so hard i couldnt breathe at my own damn joke it was EMBARRASSING so no vidoe entries for now. anuways bback toi grapeduo The stars of the show who i fucking hate. what christmas gifts would they get eachother. i think purple would be stressed as shit trying to figure something out that green would like and eventually give up and just be like. whatever have money pick oput the gifts URSELF. i also dont think green would be the best gift giver either but not really as bad as purple he just procrastinates way too hard and thren ah shit christmas is in 3 hoiurs and he runs to the mall. i thnk his go to gift for purp would be fashion things just bc i think purple is big into it & makes his passio n for it pretty apparent around green exclusively nobody else though because i think purple would lose his mind over being perceived as passionate about anything other than things he consiiders noble. i think purple is like terrified of being perceived by anybody but green honestly id argue this is canon but i dont wanna hyperanalyze right nowwwww so just take my word for it ok? ok. hawk tuah